divinedorothy:

happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january

iambluedog:

agoatkid:

raphael: *looks directly into the camera like he’s on the office*

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marilynde:

#ALWAYS REBLOG ON SUNDAY

i-ran-over-oprah:

no

nuclearpiss:

blink-182-bashers:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

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AU where no one dies and nothing bad happens to anyone so it’s all happy and won’t break your emotions.

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

ohremus:

*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in? 

rae-ganpewpew:

onceuponawhatnow:

No but really when you start geeking out about something your cuteness level goes up like 10000% like I dont care if its chemistry or pokemon when you get really excited about something and I can see you totally love it its really fuckin attractive ok ok

yes yES YES

Today is the anniversary of The Simpsons first appearance on television.

On April 19, 1987, “Goodnight” was aired on The Tracey Ullman Show.

Happy Birthday, Simpsons!

zimiestef:

dirtythoughts:

Trying to do math

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I thought this said “Trying to do meth”

and funnily enough, the reaction picture still fits

fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

dontescapewhenitshard:

vanillafaces:

buttcramps:

why are 12-15 year olds so obnoxious they roam in packs and they’re so loud for no reason i can’t wait for one of your moms to pick you up and carpool you all away

Lol I’m 15 and YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO GET REALLY LOUD and I will have a secret meeting with all the 12-15 year olds and we’ll become an army and CARPOOL Y’ALL AWAY TAKE THAT

hallelujah to that comment ^^